This was too funny, so I just had to write about it.


Have any of you guys seen that Monster.com commercial with the boss sitting in a nice plush office with his feet up...just chillin?? Well there's this moose head on the wall...on the other side there's this guy sitting up under the moose ass in this cramped little space looking stress out as hell. Well that is how we feel at my job...and I"m sure many of you can relate. While we are extremely grateful to have a job in this economy it still does not negate the fact that they work the shit out of us.

Well here is my point to this whole note... In our break room at work, we had a box of donuts on the table. I walked in on my coworker (a 6'2 white guy) with his ass in the air...in mid squat, about to sit on the box of donuts that our boss bought us. We just kinda looked at each other for a moment...and then I was like "What the hell are you doing?". He just sat there looking at me. Then we just broke out in laughter...OMG, it was so damn funny you guys. It was totally a scene that should have been on "Office Space" (one of my favorite movies by the way).

How many of us have had that 'I just got caught doing something that I wasn't supposed to do' moment once or twice in our lives? When he finally explained to me why he was about to sit on the donuts, he said he was having a "Here's what I think of your damn donuts" moment. Priceless...

My question to you is...have you had a "What the hell are you doing?" moment?

Umm me personally? I can't believe I'm about to share this on facebook/myspace, but since I don't aspire to hold any political offices in my lifetime, here it goes...

One time when I was really really little, I wanted to see what it felt like to pee standing up like a guy...so I did it, AND MY SISTER WALKED IN....in mid stream. I mean, I couldn't even stop peeing at that point. She was like "What the f*ck are you doing??" (she didn't actually say f*ck, but I know that's what she was thinking). I just sat there looking at her much like my coworker was looking at me...but the difference is, I was still peeing. Funny...that deer in headlights look will do 1 of 2 things...piss someone off or crack them up cause you just got BUSTED!

Can any of you top that???

PEACE!!

Keisha